Epic Rap Battle Parodies/시즌 4 Episode 6

  상위 문서: Epic Rap Battle Parodies



휴 헤프너 VS 피-위 허먼 [1]

엔터테이너 랩배틀

Epic Rap Battle Parodies 시즌 4의 여섯번째 배틀이다.
미국의 성인 엔터테이너이자 플레이보이 창간자인 출판업자 휴 헤프너와 스탠디업 코미디언이자 아동프로그램 진행자 캐릭터인 피-위 허먼의 대결. [2]
가사 속 대문자는 모두 영상에서 자막으로 등장한다.

1. 가사[편집]

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휴 헤프너 :
The difference between Playboy vs Playhouse is simple [3]

You took my title and stuck a "with" in the middle

I'll have to riddle 'gainst a little kid who didn't take his Ritalin

and giggles like his nipples got twisted but think it's tikling

Wishing Miss Yvonne would kiss you "right where it hurts ma'am"

But with that Pee-wee, you'll never be Her Man

Your Rising Action Climaxed in the previews

where Pee-wee was "cumming in theaters near you"

피-위 허먼 :
HA! [4]

a bunny suits you well

the way you hop around town playing show and tell

Making beds rock out of wedlock of the law

I don't know how you keep it up

with that pin above your balls

'Cause your pals are only palimonies and after you're deceased

You'll be a veteran remembered as an Editor in Cheif

uh, you are a crooked man

who I'm gonna subscribe to the bible

and override your Bi-Cycle with my bicycle!

휴 헤프너 :
You're a schizophrenic mess

who's poisoning a generation

Try and gaze at my mansion while you are enslaved in your basement

'Cause you're a nerd hippie, I'm a strapping geriatric gladiator

and I'll have you running like a fidgety refrigerator

Crank all the prank calls your think won't tank

'till you underplay the interest accrued in your spank bank

You think you're forgotten from watching me lay it down

No, I just have more 'versatile' toys in my playhouse

피-위 허먼 :
Not ONE good joke!?

Guess you can't stand up

Plus, you might "stop motion" if your heart rate goes nuts!

I know the mind of a child and I'll use it to crack your code

and add a 49 shades of red to your bathrobe!

with the tip of the hat I'll be tipping your boat

If you are joking, I'll be literally coming at your throat

now we both play with plastic toys but why?

I know you are, butt! What am I?

it's sad your form of literature is Overkins on calendars

You're no entrepreneur, Your category is Amateur!

I'll force you in the drawer in the morgue with those loose screws

'Cause we all scream when we see you as if the secret word was HUGH!