문서 보기문서 편집수정 내역 Trust me, i'm an engineer ! (r0 버전으로 되돌리기) [youtube(rp8hvyjZWHs)] >'''"[[러시아식 유머|Trust me, i'm an engineer !]]"''' >'''"[[반어법|날 믿어, 난 엔지니어야!]]"''' [목차] == 소개 == 유튜버 [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2YhW_bZTZiFWTz9kdQvI1Q|TheVilkaz]]가 업로드한 영상. 강한 러시아식 악센트가 특징. 분명 자신을 엔지니어라 소개하고 있지만 배경의 영 좋지 못한 상황이 일품인 노래이다. == 가사 == >I'm Igor Pachmelnik Zakuskov || And I'm an engineer! Just let me take my breakfast first Cornflakes, vodka and beer! And then I'll show you all of mine Constructions everywhere I can explain the world for you All that I need is chair I built many buildings Well, some of them have failed I had to leave my country So through the sea I sailed! Trust me, I'm an engineer I think we'll put this thing right here Trust me, I'm an engineer What the fuck did just happen here? Trust me, I'm an engineer With epic skill and epic gear! Trust me, I'm an engineer Oh shit, I think I'm outta here! I built a lot of bridges Some of them even dance My buildings are very secure Intruders have no chance! You want to drive a broken car I can help you in this No wheel, no tire! No problem! Those parts I never miss! I drive my tractor like a boss See what jump I just did?! You say this is impossible? Just like I give a shit! Trust me, I'm an engineer I think we'll put this thing right here Trust me, I'm an engineer What the fuck did just happen here? Trust me, I'm an engineer With epic skill and epic gear! Trust me, I'm an engineer Oh shit, I think I'm outta here! I am an engineer And I'm having good time now Physical calculate? What does it mean, I don't know You know, learning by doing? Well, I do and you learn Let me make my work here first And then there is your turn I feel really well I get paid more than you Cuz I am an engineer Who are you? Repair crew! My good diploma gave me jobs Although I didn't study I simply got this from a friend As a birthday gift, from buddy! Since then I travel everywhere And sometimes build a road You say it's bad? But I'm a pro! I piss in expert mode! My bicycle is wearing shoes Shovel bazooka is in use Oven in my car melting ore I have an airbag in tractor I once tried to catch the sun And dirty brick to wash Now I say: my work here is done Was a hard day, oh my gosh! Trust me, I'm an engineer I think we'll put this thing right here Trust me, I'm an engineer What the fuck did just happen here? Trust me, I'm an engineer With epic skill and epic gear! Trust me, I'm an engineer Oh shit, I think I'm outta here! Trust me, I'm an engineer I think we'll put this thing right here Trust me, I'm an engineer What the fuck did just happen here? Trust me, I'm an engineer With epic skill and epic gear! Trust me, I'm an engineer Oh shit, I think I'm outta here! Trust me, I'm an engineer I think we'll put this thing right here Trust me, I'm an engineer What the fuck did just happen here? Trust me, I'm an engineer With epic skill and epic gear! Trust me, I'm an engineer || >Oh shit, I think I'm outta here! [[분류:인터넷 밈/음악]]캡챠되돌리기