Epic Rap Battle Parodies/리부트/Episode 2

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제임스 완 VS 웨스 크레이븐
공포영화 감독 랩배틀

Epic Rap Battle Parodies의 리부트 후 두 번째 배틀.
나이트메어 시리즈의 창시자인 웨스 크레이븐과 컨저링 유니버스의 창시자인 제임스 완의 대결이다.

1. 가사[편집]

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제임스 완 :
Straight from the grave

this ghost's come to face off?

Then I'll flip this around

as our ways cross

'cause if you really wanna play with James Wan

then your jig is up, Craven

it's game on

you've been fucked from the start

with your carnal gore

must've picked it up from making

all that hardcore porn

but now your awful bores

collect rotten scores

only good for watchers

when they wanna munch on corn

but it's no wonder

Freddy came from your mind

to escape from the kinds of

depraved shit inside

both our films serve as great inspirations

alright

mine for creative work

yours for taking a life

Now the first Nightmare wasn't bad

I'll admit

but when part two was written

you bashed it and quit

then you ran for the hills

tryna catch up to this

but the third started

and they dragged you back in their shit

I'm the mind behind

the top earning horror franchise of all time

another in the top five

no legacy can top mine

I stepped out the genre

dropped billion-dollar hits

while your non-horror flicks

do they exist?

yeah, you're stuck with the genre

but you've turned crap at it

I've seen scarier films

from Wes Anderson

with all those marriges

you've had to let rot

you've gone through more rings than Sidney Prescott

웨스 크레이븐 :
Quiet on set

you're starting to bore

I thought that The Nun

was the loudest I'd snore

you're gunning to be number one

but I wonder

were reviewers booing

the best you can conjure?

jumpscares into the deep blue

you say no genre can stop you

now superhero fans are taking shots at Wan, too

your movies are becoming

as soulless as Annabelle

this dummy would be nothing

but a hack without his pal, Whannell

signed yourself to Blumhouse

but now your talent is wasted

shoulda kept that verse locked

in Ed and Lorraine's basement

it's true a dark movie

can be the most frightening

but I'm talking plots

not your damn low lighting

your prosthetic effects are

as common as your good bars

go ask James Charles

if makeup is too hard

you use cheap tricks

my fear lingers for years in kids

my satire of all your tropes

is taken more serious

like your cinematic universe

the world will forget you

so take a bow

and kneel to the MCU

with effects pushing limits

of what is crafted by hand

your method lacks all the charm

the final product is bland

just push a couple keys

and the code does the work?

It's like you CGI'd that verse

제임스 완 :
Spent your childhood trapped

by your parents' Baptist practices

stripped you of all your freedom

no amount of churches I haunt

could ever match those religious demons

practical effects are impressive, true

but they limit the vision

of what artists can do

but you had everyone rallying

to ban your first production

and you're really gonna rail on me

for pushing buttons?

You're in my world now

no way you can handle It

your sequels prove your standards

dropped worse than your daddy did

you'll be forgotten in time

this whole genre is mine

and still no stopping my grind

bitch, I'm Wan of a kind

웨스 크레이븐:
Well, someone's pissy

though I shouldn't be surprised

when this guy gets inspired

by the bottom of a pint

had your agents on your ass

your thoughts turned violent

but when it came to film ideas

your brain was Dead Silent

while you and Tiny Tim were

tiptoeing through the tulips

I took my Swamp Thing

and it actually concluded

you're no king

your movies use every trite cliche

like you got possessed by the soul of Michael Bay

Jigsaw is steps away

from the fame of Freddy

too bad he became an icon

when you left already

you'd think your scares

took everybody by surprise

but not even the hills

had to cover their eyes

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The Elm Streets would thank you, Wan

your yawn fests put the

whole world's teens to bed

took the spotlight off of real terror

now it's safe to sleep again